Whoever dare to follow
eats humble pie with merde gelatto
Nowadays you can buy a Rothko at a Costco
News is entertainment even if it's gloom and doom
Customers create by mixing up what they consume--like a dj
Lichtenstein picked the time to hang up comics books on Broome--and Broadway
The marketplace lies at the crossroads
Ads are better products, cost more than the show
After maximal fragmentation it's natural to converge
Church and state merch is hate that's why they should never merge
I advocate for abstinence when it comes to cocaine
Brand is recognized by color scheme even with no name
In a crazy world it's difficult to go sane
GO SANE
Hurt's no worse than the curse
of habit's that don't work
or to burst onstage completely unrehearsed
These basement tapes
are a savin grace from chasin papes
Ass-fucked wit brass knucks
If you pluck my last buck, pickpocket,
I'll rip ya balls out ya dick socket
and combination lock your lips for shit talkin
My rhymes stick around like a cold sore
How come Mead don't make unruled notebooks no more?
I don't like the Russell one
cover the color of bubblegum
plus the binding always come undone
I'm so NY, i changed my # to 311
Try starvin and you'll prefer eating by a wide margin
MC Paul Barman presents a tempting fall bargain:
more knowledge in one song than then next man's whole album
Fluffers drool gladly
Suffer fools badly
It's hard to pardon a fool
Comin fresh like shesh besh
that's the cardinal rule
Fake purist is an undertaker
Thinks he's an operator
My wife had to explain that
If we were all innovators
the system would stop and quit
but the system's a phallacy
Reality's duality, my theory of opposites
Biz Markie clowned around, was really in charge
Jay-Z comes Joe Shmo, google plex extra large
Clinton dodged questions, watch lies bounce past the gates
Bush spits opposites, shits smacks in the face
SMACK
You swear you'll never bitch like your grandmom
but an opposite pole defines the plane that you stand on
So how to create identity you're proud of?
All those threats just beg for loud love
The hitman's a chump, his boss keeps the riches
Gunguy takes risk, first to sleep with the fishes
KERPLUNK
Doublepump's only power for gutterpunks
It's harder to run the factory for Puffalumps
New kid on the block
glock locked by Euclid
hook it up
and if you don't know, look it up---stupid