HOT GUACAMOLE

MCPB:
I'm old school
This mic is my pro tool
I'm three apples high
and live in a toadstool
like a Smurf
Everyone at birth is given X-ray spex
but they underuse em to undress
the opposite sex
Holy guacamole
Let's get this rap cash
cause art right now is on some slapdash claptrap crap trash
Leave me here, save yourself

DOOM:
Okay, pass me your wallet
I'll send help
Now who drank the last brew
They turned off my cell again
The bill was way past due
Gosh, tell a friend
but don't let em gas you
It's all just hogwash
Now back to the castle

MCPB:
Where's that?

DOOM:
Parts unknown
and when I'm home the seeds throw darts at the throne
No tart taste to the hoecakes, no jakes
and first place in the go-cart race goes to

MCPB:
NO BRAKES
Teach peace to the babies
We're all the same

DOOM:
at least for the hoes' sake

MCPB:
stepped on an undisclosed rake

DOOM:
and catch a nose-ache

MCPB:
yodelayhee-who wants to my protege?
"Me!" "Me too!"
So parrot back it
i'm underline carrot bracket
greater than or equal to
but greater than four stars
greater than straight A report cards
greater than poor sports in divorce courts or sports bars

DOOM:
so what's your mission?

MCPB:
making thunder-shaking blunders in this epic undertaking on a fun-filled run until one mill

DOOM:
Dun, chill. It's not all about the dollar bill.
You can be dead broke and be a scholar still.

MCPB:
That's true.
What question should i ask you?

DOOM:
"What type of ill type tricks do the mask do?"

MCPB:
Okay, what type of ill type ill tricks do the mask do?

DOOM:
Faceplate removes and gives chicks tattoo!

MCPB:
But then they can see your face!

DOOM:
Nah, I have em look the other way
I just caught a case of the same shit the other day
In Grady's truck was where I first got lucky
in the eighties now I make the ladies say yucky like Sandra

MCPB:
Bullocks, that milk moustache is ballsnot

DOOM:
on your baldspot

MCPB:
Now that's what I call hot!