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Buy low
Sell high
I know
Well why?
You reap what you sow
when you keep what you owe
You get what you pay for
And if you bet, then you stay poor. prob'bly.
I won jiggy jiggy Zippos
playing Hungry Hungry Hippos
with fugly ugly strippos

Gambling is great
I been fortunate
I got a rambling estate
with a porch in it
or more like around it
in the form of a horseshoe
I got badminton, pickleball and tennis courts too
I got day old lox in my mailbox
Fed Exed in dry ice
Even my lice lead a fly nice lifestyle
So hot it makes my wife smile,
somersault and do log rolls
I fill my dog's dogbowls with well water.

My swell daughter said, "Dad,
Every Ivy is thriving and lively.
I didn't get A's but please don't deprive me
of the Ivory Tower. How're you gonna get me in?
Huh? Huh? Huh? How?!"
Good thing I rub shoulders
with club-member card-holders.

It turns out, number one is least expensive
But number two is least pretentious
and I don't want my baby backstabbed
smack dab in the middle of the Mac lab
when all she's tryna do is e-mail her dear old Dad

THAT'S NICE

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from Paullelujah​!​? Remastered + Bonused, track released October 10, 2010
Produced by Phofo. Previously unreleased.

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