BURPING’s
from slurping
the carbon dioxide
in sugar water.
Sodalicious,
yet less nutritious
than a booger snotter.
Gas burps from fast slurps
and come back in blast/chirps
through the esophagus.
It smells like a sarcophagus.
Chewing gum swallows air
and straws add air too.
Did big bro ever burp
shot-gunning home brew?
Too much makes you puke
and so does the flu.
Purging’s great.
Never urge a date
to regurgitate.
FARTING's
from digesting
gas in the intestines.
When gas spurts
my ass hurts
and blows back my grass skirts
and tartans.
Don’t be disheartened
if you fart in a crowd.
Silent but deadly:
The cloud wasn’t loud.
If you got more gas than Gulf, I’d
cull fried foods or else emit some sulfides.
Pass me a charcoal pill.
Scratch that.
Give me that thar whole grill.
“Coming at you, mate!”
You flatulate
the gas that you ate.
It’s really just doody in vaporous form.
Mine is so fresh, the paper is warm.
I took a peek-a in my dookareeka
and found a lentil, a diamond, and corn.
Eureka!
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Still my favorite OME album, and a classic of the 2010s. I don't even have a vinyl player i just love this project to death! Need to get one now lol alienasu